Mar 5th "How do you cross a Badger with an Iguana"
The travels of the Thrumpton Cap 11 of 26

11. Mar 5th "How do you cross a Badger with an Iguana"


Now that the badger cap has been given a vote of confidence by the Committee he can relax knowing that the taxman is not on his tail.

His latest message comes in direct from his hotel in the Cayman Isles. It reads

"Lifes a Beach........."

Well after a busy couple of weeks following Argentina and Cayman in their preparations for WCL Division 5 I felt I was owed a few days relaxation. As you can see from the picture it was a nice place to kick back and watch the world go by over a few cold ones.

I also connected with the local wildlife and my friend took me out and about and showed me the sights. It was the first time I'd met an Iguana but he seemed cool, hangs around the pool all day munching on vegetation.

I invited him back to my place at the home of cricket but he said he has no intention of visiting anywhere cooler than 75 degrees...........

Having seen the incoming message, the taxman still smarting from being outvoted has put in another complaint asking "With all this hot sun, it seems that if the badger is inviting the Iguana back to his place, he's getting a bit too promiscuous for my liking. What the heck would happen if we had a cross between a Badger and an Iguana, the Nationals would be all over the story like a rash.

Next Issue Mar 13 "Back on the road again....... to Newark