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3. Jan 26 "Cap escapes Burnsey's clutches"


Another email has come in from the Thrumpton cap that escaped on New Years night from Paul Burns house.

It reads,

Sorry if I have had to go undercover. Can you believe it, Burnsy came after me. My big mistake was telling everyone that I was on my way to the airport. Well I got to East Midlands Airport and was in the Costa cafe having a coffee when he came into the departure lounge.

He was looking everywhere and then went to the BMI Baby checkout desk asking for information. At this point I decided to buy a ticket from another desk. I needed the next available flight out to anywhere. Luckily I managed to get one to Heathrow without him seeing me.

As you can see I have delayed this report 24 hours to get a head start on him. Now I know what its like being chased by the taxman. To say they never give up is an understatement. I suggest you go chasing some 80 year old granny and leave me alone. If you are reading this Burnsy, don't follow me to Heathrow as I have already left.

Will report in tommorrow on my flight out of the country around 7pm regards The Thrumpton cap

Will give an update as soon as he emails the website

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