Jan 27 "Thrumpton cap escapes the country"
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4. Jan 27 "Thrumpton cap escapes the country"


The rumour was that the cap was on his way to either Benidorm or Ibiza for a bit of sun, sea and hat sex but he has thrown everybody at the club

It is finally out in the open, the cap caught a flight to Argentina. Here is the latest message to come into the website

Well hello fellow badgers.........its been a long couple of weeks but the world is a big place and takes some getting around!!

As I told you last night I made it to Heathrow and had a stroke of good luck with the nice lady on the checkout desk. Meet Louise who not only wanted to try me on, she wanted to keep me. Christ almighty have you ever seen a green Thrumpton cap blush even the badger got the shakes.

Probably the hardest decision I have ever had to make. Do I stay with this gorgeous temptress or go. The decision is difficult but think on the dark side, I'm being tailed by the taxman. If I delay I could finish up back at the ground, dandruff and all that.

Sorry Louise I said, Im a free spirit!! Anyway she checked her screen and found me a flight to Argentina, not only that but she upgraded me to Business Class....

Will let you know how the flight went tommorrow around 7pm, regards the Thrumpton cap on a mission

Next Issue Jan 28 " Cap goes Business Class to Buenas Aires"